I like pictures on the internet

nemesismess:

When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years

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(via k999)

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via k999)

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked, via k999)

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

(via schiems)

k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

(via stonerfaggot)

bobbysockss:

Showgirls photographed by Gordon Parks, New York, 1958 (via)

OMG stop

(Source: vintagegal, via cuntbarf)

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via stonerfaggot)

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

(via icarusthebusinessman)

sexysexnsuch:

-J

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

(via stonerfaggot)

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

(Source: ionlyfollowbadblogs, via lordoftheinternet)

marrowack:

IM SO HAPPY IM IN LOVE AND IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEONE LOVE ME

(via lordoftheinternet)

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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(Source: taco-bell-rey, via melaniesux)

gay boy:

hey man you look good today

straight boy:

oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment

straight boy:

[slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]