I like pictures on the internet

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via pierced-pansexual)

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

(via radical-psychedelia)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via okaymad)

meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

image

(via okaymad)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via okaymad)

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via okaymad)

angelabreanne:

asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

Who the hell split them all up

angelabreanne:

asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

Who the hell split them all up

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via okaymad)

I need a Canada shirt now

(Source: theone8888, via iamthewhitegirl)

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

image

(Source: seedy, via okaymad)

maravilhanaervilha:

“…and that’s my presentation.”

image

(Source: tupacabra, via okaymad)

me when i eat fruits:

i'm so fucking healthy

gabifresh:

take no shit 2014

(Source: gatissed, via lordoftheinternet)