I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
me when i eat fruits:
i'm so fucking healthy